Alpha’s Regret-My Luna Has A Son

Foy Tucking Valarian in bed , I was excited to get back to Everly . Finally , my taffs are blue that I just want her to touch it and even look at it . I would take anything at this point , I ain’t picky , I will probably blow a load just by the sight of her pretty pink vagina Walking to the door , I had a spring in my step until my spawn opened his little mouth . 

” Can you read me a book ? ” Valarian asks ; I froze with my hand on the door mid escape . Please be a five page pop – up book with one sentence on each page . ” Sure , ” I tell him turning around and stepping over Casey , who was asleep on his trundle . Valarian holds up the never ending story . It literally was a never ending fucking story . The thing was at least five hundred pages . Please be big lettering like page size , one letter a page big letters .

Vatarian shuffles over , and I squeeze next to him on the bed , having to fold myself like origami to fit on the pint – sized human bed and open this book which , of course , was to do with space just like his bedroom . At least it’s educational , I groan . Which idiot brought this book ? Wait , I did ; I was that idiot . I would never encourage nighttime reading again ; I get it now ! Valarian looks up at me , blinking and yawning with a cute little face staring at me expectantly .

I start reading and get to some part on the milky – way and glance down , hoping he is asleep , but then I make eye contact with eyes that match mine . He was awake ! Why , why do you do me like this !

I was aware I was chucking a tantrum , knew it was a tantrum but for the love of God , go to fucking sleep ! 3 Stifling a growl and the urge to toss the book out the window , I continued reading . I knew Everly could feel my frustration , possibly feel the weight in m y damn balls too . Zoe owes me big for her crotch goblin waking my boy when I could finally get in some sexy time .

the hall . Lucky she is cute and kind of growing on me . To be honest , she had me at Uncle

balls . I almost did a happy dance when I noticed the fruit of my loins had finally crashed

fluttering the lashes of her big hazel eyes . ” You can have a sip from my drink bottle , Uncle Valen , ” she says while beaming and holding it up . That bloody word again , but it sounds

u p her drink bottle to me , and I shake my head , Definitely not drinking from that after she slurped on it . ” For your throat , so you can read , ” she said , and I heard Everly snicker . She is sorely mistaken

The time it took for me to swallow it and not run for the bathroom and sanitize my mouth was the longest few seconds of my life . It was like forcing myself to swallow a golfball , ” You can have some more

gets his strange behaviors from me ? Casey insists on me drinking some more of her backwash drink bottle , and I gag . The water tasted slimy . It shouldn’t taste slimy . Why is it slimy ? That was definitely spit and I think , a piece of cookie . I looked at the drink bottle and

a cookie in her drink bottle . It makes no sense , and I just swallowed it . Casey , now happy my non – existent thirst was quenched , hands me her book . I was going to hunt down the author or director , whoever invented prancing trolls , and

heck it was . The kid was obsessed . And I don’t mean slightly ; I am pretty certain Casey was