Alpha’s Regret-My Luna Has A Son

Foy Tucking Valarian in bed , I was excited to get back to Everly . Finally , my taffs are blue that I just want her to touch it and even look at it . I would take anything at this point , I ain’t picky , I will probably blow a load just by the sight of her pretty pink vagina Walking to the door , I had a spring in my step until my spawn opened his little mouth . 

” Can you read me a book ? ” Valarian asks ; I froze with my hand on the door mid escape . Please be a five page pop – up book with one sentence on each page . ” Sure , ” I tell him turning around and stepping over Casey , who was asleep on his trundle . Valarian holds up the never ending story . It literally was a never ending fucking story . The thing was at least five hundred pages . Please be big lettering like page size , one letter a page big letters .

Vatarian shuffles over , and I squeeze next to him on the bed , having to fold myself like origami to fit on the pint – sized human bed and open this book which , of course , was to do with space just like his bedroom . At least it’s educational , I groan . Which idiot brought this book ? Wait , I did ; I was that idiot . I would never encourage nighttime reading again ; I get it now ! Valarian looks up at me , blinking and yawning with a cute little face staring at me expectantly .

I start reading and get to some part on the milky – way and glance down , hoping he is asleep , but then I make eye contact with eyes that match mine . He was awake ! Why , why do you do me like this !

I was aware I was chucking a tantrum , knew it was a tantrum but for the love of God , go to fucking sleep ! 3 Stifling a growl and the urge to toss the book out the window , I continued reading . I knew Everly could feel my frustration , possibly feel the weight in m y damn balls too . Zoe owes me big for her crotch goblin waking my boy when I could finally get in some sexy time .

mumbling about pink unicorns or some crap . I was damn near tempted to duct tape her mouth shut or put her in the hall . Lucky she is cute and kind of growing on me . To be honest , she had me at Uncle Valen , so I guess I wouldn’t disown her yet , and I would let her

did a happy dance when I noticed the fruit of my loins had finally crashed and carefully snuck off his bed . Stepping over Casey only to find her staring up at

. ” You can have a sip from my drink bottle , Uncle Valen , ” she says while beaming and holding it up . That bloody word again , but it sounds so endearing . ‘ Uncle ‘ has a nice ring to it . That’s it . Zoe is on my most

holds u p her drink bottle to me , and I shake my head , Definitely not drinking from that after she slurped on it . ” For your throat , so you can read , ” she said , and I heard Everly snicker . She is sorely mistaken if she thinks she is getting out of it , or would be by the time I was done

the bathroom and sanitize my mouth was the longest few seconds of my life . It was like forcing myself to swallow a golfball ,

not see that he gets his strange behaviors from me ? Casey insists on me drinking some more of her backwash drink bottle , and I gag . The water tasted slimy . It shouldn’t taste slimy . Why is it slimy ? That was definitely spit and I think , a piece of cookie . I looked at the drink bottle

her drink bottle . It makes no sense , and I just swallowed it . Casey , now happy my non – existent thirst was quenched , hands me her book . I was going to hunt down the author or director , whoever invented prancing trolls ,

movie , show , whatever the heck it was . The kid was obsessed . And I don’t mean slightly ; I am pretty certain Casey was their number one fan . They should be giving her freebies