Cold Feet

VIOLA

I stay out of sight until Christine has entered the church. I wait a few seconds more and then enter behind her. The church is full but I find some empty seats near the back. I see Rick looking backwards. I think he might have seen me but I can’t be sure. Maybe he’s only looking at Christine.

Then, just before Christine reaches the front of the church a man enters, looks around and spots the empty seats next to me. He comes over and sits next to me.

He’s big and well built. I give him a cursory glance and smile as he sits beside me. He smiles back and then looks to the front of the church. He seems tense and focused as he looks to the front of the church.

I think he’s handsome and I wonder if the universe is sending me another opportunity. Maybe the universe has accepted that Rick and I are a lost cause and it’s decided to offer me another gift.

Grow up, my inner voice says sourly. You seem to think the universe only thinks of you.

I respond to my inner voice, we are in a bad mood aren’t we? Then I almost burst out laughing at the absurdity of talking to my inner voice. People around me glance at me to see what has made me laugh and I blush. I crush my laughter quickly. At least I’ve shut my inner voice up.

The ceremony goes according to plan and there’s not a hitch until the point where the minister says, “If there is any man or woman here today that knows of any reason why this couple should not be married, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.”

I feel my muscles tense as I ready myself to stand up. Should I do this? It’s now or never? I glance around quickly. I spotted Lara earlier and I notice her shift uncomfortably in her seat as if she wants to say something. She even throws a quick glance to me as if she wonders if I am going to stand up. When she sees me she seem’s surprised. I think it has to do with me but I’m wrong. I don’t know that she knows the man beside me…

As it happens, I don’t need to stand up and object. The man beside me stands even as I’m still looking at Lara. She suddenly looks horrified and it’s as if the blood rains from her face as she looks back to the front of the church.

As the man beside me gets up I think, bad time to go to the little men’s room buddy. But he doesn’t move after he gets up. Instead he stands where he is and speaks.

“I do. I object.”

I think my heart is going to stop for a minute. Oh fuck, I think. I crane my neck to look up at this man and get a better look at him. Who is he?

I’ve never been in a church where this has happened. The church was silent enough before but now it’s so quiet you could hear the parking attendant a block away fart. If there was a parking attendant a block away.

a moment he looks like he’s about to have a heart attack. I

him but because he’s right next to me I almost feel as if they’re looking right at me. I turn

at me with raised eyebrows almost as if she expects me

can’t be blamed for ruining this wedding anymore. The

have I got to

party, my inner voice says as I throw caution to the wind and stand up. When I do,

I… I… object too,” I say. I think I haven’t said it loud enough and

he’s thinking who the hell are you? I guess in the next instant he realizes I’m

movement on the opposite side of the aisle and see that Lara is now standing

suddenly abuzz

a smile. I look at Christine. She has removed her veil and her face is bright red with embarrassment I think but when

for quiet

are you?” he asks the man

says. The name means nothing to me but it seems to mean something to many of the guests as another murmur goes through them. “I’m in

and then looks at me.

on me and for a moment I wish I could disappear into the

looks

roll my eyes, “Not that experience!” I

merely nods

turns to Lara. “And you?

support both

“idiot, Skank, Backstabber!” she cries naming each of

at