Cold Feet

VIOLA

I stay out of sight until Christine has entered the church. I wait a few seconds more and then enter behind her. The church is full but I find some empty seats near the back. I see Rick looking backwards. I think he might have seen me but I can’t be sure. Maybe he’s only looking at Christine.

Then, just before Christine reaches the front of the church a man enters, looks around and spots the empty seats next to me. He comes over and sits next to me.

He’s big and well built. I give him a cursory glance and smile as he sits beside me. He smiles back and then looks to the front of the church. He seems tense and focused as he looks to the front of the church.

I think he’s handsome and I wonder if the universe is sending me another opportunity. Maybe the universe has accepted that Rick and I are a lost cause and it’s decided to offer me another gift.

Grow up, my inner voice says sourly. You seem to think the universe only thinks of you.

I respond to my inner voice, we are in a bad mood aren’t we? Then I almost burst out laughing at the absurdity of talking to my inner voice. People around me glance at me to see what has made me laugh and I blush. I crush my laughter quickly. At least I’ve shut my inner voice up.

The ceremony goes according to plan and there’s not a hitch until the point where the minister says, “If there is any man or woman here today that knows of any reason why this couple should not be married, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.”

I feel my muscles tense as I ready myself to stand up. Should I do this? It’s now or never? I glance around quickly. I spotted Lara earlier and I notice her shift uncomfortably in her seat as if she wants to say something. She even throws a quick glance to me as if she wonders if I am going to stand up. When she sees me she seem’s surprised. I think it has to do with me but I’m wrong. I don’t know that she knows the man beside me…

As it happens, I don’t need to stand up and object. The man beside me stands even as I’m still looking at Lara. She suddenly looks horrified and it’s as if the blood rains from her face as she looks back to the front of the church.

As the man beside me gets up I think, bad time to go to the little men’s room buddy. But he doesn’t move after he gets up. Instead he stands where he is and speaks.

“I do. I object.”

I think my heart is going to stop for a minute. Oh fuck, I think. I crane my neck to look up at this man and get a better look at him. Who is he?

I’ve never been in a church where this has happened. The church was silent enough before but now it’s so quiet you could hear the parking attendant a block away fart. If there was a parking attendant a block away.

speaking and for a moment he looks like he’s about to have a

because he’s right next to me I almost feel as if they’re looking right at me. I turn red with embarrassment although I have no

as if she expects me to do something or as if she thinks that I am responsible

this wedding anymore. The guy beside me has already done that.

I got to

wind and stand up. When I do,

I… object too,” I say. I think I haven’t said

guess in the next instant

the aisle and see that Lara is now standing as well. “I object too,” she

is suddenly abuzz with people whispering and

He has no idea who the guy beside me is. Then he sees me and he struggles to suppress a smile. I look at Christine. She has removed her veil and her face is bright red with embarrassment I think but when I stand and voice my

stops her though. He calls for quiet and the noise

the man

of the guests as another

then looks at me.

all eyes turn on me and for a moment I wish I could disappear into the floor. “Viola Hughes. I believe that the groom

goes through the crowd. Grady looks at me and raises his eyebrows.

my eyes, “Not that experience!”

merely nods and

“And you? Who are you? What is your

Christine’s best friend. I support both Grady and

“You fools. “idiot, Skank, Backstabber!” she cries naming each of

minister looks at her and