Come Back to Me

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"Hayden, Princess, Trixie, Candy, blah blah. Who gives a fuck what your name is?" I muttered as I trotted closer to Sinister and Hayden. Sinister's hand was still hovering over the trigger as the barrel of the gun was pressed firmly against Hayden's temple.

She said nothing, her eyes were wide in shock as she trembled against Sinister.

"Isn't it funny that you thought he was actually interested in you?" I bust out laughing, gripping my sides and wiping away fake tears.

I'm a petty bitch, I know.

"Calla, my love...what're you doing here?" Sinister asked calmly, completely unfazed and undeterred at how hard Hayden was struggling against him.

Hah. My husband is strong.

"Don't 'Calla my love' you punk. You totally lied to me just so that my reaction would be believable. That's a dick move." I huffed as I began skipping around the room.

"Um.." Hayden whimpered as she continued pulling against Sinister "don't you think we can resolve thi-- OW!! What the fuck?" She yelled.

Sinister looked at me pointedly, "Calla? What did you throw at her?"

"A pebble." I shrugged.

"No!" Hayden yelled "It was a fucking rock!"

"It was a pebble, stop being so dramatic Rebecca." I huffed, taking a few more steps closer to them.

Sinister's mouth curved up slightly as a red welt began forming on Hayden's perfectly tanned fucking forehead. I hate her, she even has a pretty forehead.

I asked, my eyes lighting up like a fat

on her, "Since she's the wife of the head of the American Mob, I was thinking maybe sell her to another gang? One that

Hayden went still.

Or, we could just like make her eat nothing but Oreo's and Burger King for a

dare say eat

say lets sell her to a prostitution ring, and

would we give her

used to fuck chicks left and

how we were talking about this right in front of her. Her terror

to the guards that were at the door

men dragged her away, "I was having

to a gang in the Middle East, as a gift. They will do much worse things to her than giving her clinical diabetes and Chlamydia." He

You lied to me. You have to be punished." I rubbed my

eyes

elf sex. It was zero sex, Vampire Diaries and

***

20 weeks later ;)

"I'm FAT!" I pouted.

sighed as he sat down in the

gender today, and I was absolutely ecstatic. I couldn't wait. I thought I'd be terrified, but I was completely and utterly ecstatic.

and talk to the baby. He even had architects and designers come into our house to designate a room for the baby right next to

it's a girl, I was thinking maybe "Toaster", "Paste" or "Oprah"." I

mouth as he searched his brain for words

pipped up "if it's