Divorce Has Never Felt This Good

Becky fell asleep almost immediately after posting the tweet the previous night. She knew that she was stirring up a storm on the Internet and it would be waiting for her when she woke up the next morning.

She slept peacefully throughout the night and felt much better when she woke up.

There were two missed calls on her phone. One was from her mother, the other from her assistant.

There were also a lot of unread messages, a lot of her friends asking her about what she had posted.

In the beginning, Vivien had texted her. But after an hour or so, she had seen Becky’s tweet and sent five voice messages in quick succession.

Becky smiled helplessly. Rory had pissed her off last night and she had caught a cold. This combination had made her slow to react and she had posted her thoughts on Twitter without thinking twice.

Both Stevie and Vivien had seen it. The last time they had visited the Casper family, they had been quite polite. But just a few days later, Raina had emerged to frame Becky. When Stevie had learned about this, he had turned livid with anger. He had ordered his secretary to buy him a ticket to Bluepond.

The first four of Vivien’s voice messages told Becky that they were planning to visit her that day. But they took a U-turn in the last one, asking Becky to deal with the situation herself.

was surprised to hear

Vivien and

it was probably a good thing that they had decided not to come. So much had happened over the past few days. The Casper family was probably a mess. If they came now, Elmore would

before making her way to the

much better today, having gotten more than ten hours

a

caused Becky to pick up her phone and walk out

so early?” Becky asked

her lips. “Do you think I wanted to? Devin called me over and over again early in

simmered with envy

but the phone calls wouldn’t stop. When she saw that the calls were from an unknown number, she became even angrier. She answered the phone,

trailed off as she narrated

how to chase a

so many ex-girlfriends while none of them spoke ill