Hot Revenge Box Set 2

“Crackers!” Michael holds up his; red and green crepe paper wrapped with silver foil. He leans across the table, arm outstretched, flashing eyebrows. “Pull a cracker with me, Mitch.”

James picks up his from the side of his plate, sounding piqued. “They're nothing like the one we had last year, I'm afraid.”

Michael shrugs, unperturbed. “So there was no time to arrange your fancy hand-made affairs. They're just the first packet I could grab off the supermarket shelves. It's anyone's guess what's inside. It doesn’t matter. It’s Christmas. That’s what it’s about.”

“Oh, stop fussing, James.” Mitch makes a grab for the cracker. “So long as they have a paper hat inside and a bad joke, they'll be fine.” She tugs, and with a Snap! the cracker splits and multi-coloured shrapnel confetti’s out.

With a grin, she unrolls a vivid green elf-hat, slipping it atop her immaculate red up-do. Craning up to the mirror above the hearth, she checks her reflection.

Mmmming, she takes off the hat, folds down the pointy end to a jaunty angle, then puts it back on.

Larry’s voice is dry. “Very fetching, Mitch.”

Her eyes sparkle. “Yes, I thought so.” She unrolls a curl of paper. “What is the best kind of Christmas shopping?”

“Elf service!”

Then she examines the small plastic packet which popped out with it, opens it and tips the contents onto the table-top; a jewellery set; bead bracelet in gaudy colours, necklace and a matching ring in cheap gilt.

Larry inclines his head. “That would probably turn your skin green if you wore it.”

She touches the silver and emerald necklace she already wears. “I think I prefer this.” Then she nudges him, eyeing him towards Charlotte. Larry’s face goes slack, forehead creasing.

plate, then back

forward, offering the cracker.

stares at it, then

a Christmas cracker. She tugs and he relaxes, the cracker following her hand.

asperity in his voice. “You’re supposed to pull

and teamwork to pull the wretched thing and the cracker flies in two with a shower of curly pink paper fizz. Charlotte sets a two-inch plastic snowman to

now,” says Beth, “… you're supposed

mouth to speak, Charlotte’s lips twitch. “But you have

Christmas. This is yours.” Then the devil is back in her eye. “So, you have to wear the

is sucking in a

Revenge takes many forms…

eyes narrow and he looks to Mitch. She nods, her face smooth and innocent.

carefully on his head. Then, uncurling a sliver of paper, holding it at arm’s length and against the light, he reads. “What do

do you get if you cross Santa

grimace deepens, then he huffs a laugh, screws up the paper and tosses it over his shoulder. James grins.

the crackers. You need a hat too.” His grin dissolves. So does Richard’s as Beth turns, bearing

sighs, apparently surrendering to the inevitable, but then swings on Ryan. “You too. We can’t have the house

*****

Meg and Archie trotting in his wake. He turns, aiming a finger back out to the hall. “Out,” he