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What's the obsession with potatoes?

I called her Potato Face when she was a kid.

What does she look like now?

Jenny was no looker at that age…

… But she matured. Bloomed.

Juliana... Never the same twice.

I scratch at my beard. I’ve never liked facial hair in hot climates, but I don’t have a choice right now. Even so, the flourishing colony of lice that has stowed aboard adds an extra edge of irritation.

Lice…

Where the fuck did they come from?

Can rat lice live on humans?

Having a fucking good go at it…

I catch one, squeezing the revolting thing between my fingernails. It bursts with a Pop!

Only another 999 to go…

*****

The boredom’s the worst. Endless hours. Endless days and nights. I’ve no idea how long.

The only breaks in the monotony are Juliana’s visits: just long enough to sit, eat something at me, toss a potato at me.

No, not Juliana: Solana.

Why's she so obsessed with the name?

How many names have I used over the years? Worn like a suit of clothes to be discarded when the weather changes and something different is needed.

I’ve never been defined by my name.

But she sees it differently…

Something skritches and I jerk a look sidelong

It’s a rat…

Just a rat…

faced down gunmen, soldiers,

It’s just a rat…

openings, more scratching.

if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the

Who said that?

Nietzsche?

Depressing bastard…

teeth and whiskers. I come equipped with fists and feet. Between

*****

you know what Stockholm

Interest flickers over her eyes. She takes something from her lunchbox,

in a kidnap or hostage situation, the prisoner forms

sniggers. “You saying you're

She pretending mockery, but I have her attention. “… But there's a reverse condition. It's called Lima syndrome, where

“So?”

I your only friend,

A flake of chocolate cracks off the small round cake, dropping back into the napkin and she dabs it up with a

why do you

in her chewing, mouth hanging a little

you wanted was to watch me rot, you have your camera

have to feed you. I assume you do want me to

a bag of potatoes and come once a week. Or even, once a month. But, so far as

swallows, not speaking, simply regarding me. I continue. “Am I your only friend, Sola? Is that it? You've murdered everyone else that

“So, you're my

you're worth saving? That there's anyone out there who thinks you're worth it? The daughter you had slated as a sex-slave when she was a kid? That middle-aged hooker? You've not changed, Larry. I can see right through you. The same heartless bastard that shipped me out to dig up potatoes for the rest of my life. Along with all the others

crosses her arms, sits back in her seat, arches

my eyes, I keep my voice mild. “Did I say otherwise? I'm not claiming to have changed. Who ever really changes?” I raise

“Solana…” she hisses.

she stands, the lunchbox tumbling from her lap. The contents spill and scatter over the rancid concrete, some of it dropping just this side of that painted line, now less

on her heel,

my ankle as the chain snaps taut, I snatch up the discarded meal from the filthy concrete, scrabbling to

blind, my eyes adjust to the green blink of the camera. It

meat-and-veg-stuffed delicacy is almost untouched, only a single bite taken from the corner. And I have half of

not eaten anything like

For how long?

I’ve no idea. Weeks? Months? My sense of time is out of

had a

another, I ram the food into

and

my scavenged meal, I barf it up, where it plops

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