Luna On The Run - I Stole The Alphas Son

Alpha On the Hunt Chapter 16

“What’s up?”

“Do you know anything about pads?” I ask him.

“Pads?”

“You know pads, period pads?” Eli blinks at me.

“Are you having an identity crisis? Like I’m full support, but shouldn’t pads wait until after the sex change?” What the fuck is he talking about? He keeps rambling.

“I’m pretty sure you still won’t get your periods even with one,” he looks at the screen thoughtfully and I raise an eyebrow at

him.

“But this explains so much, your mood swings, your growing hunger. Alpha side effect? Or the hormone replacements?”

“Not for me, you idiot! For Elena!”

“Isn’t she breastfeeding?” Eli asks. Huh, what is it with breastfeeding and periods? I growl and he jumps.

“Fine, fine, turn the camera around. What are the options?” I turn the camera around, showing him, and he whistles.

“Wow! Okay, all this for a bleeding snatch, okay I can work with this! What size is she?” Eli asks. Huh? Size, what does he mean? There are sizes?

“What do you mean?”

“You know, is she a loosey-goosey, a tighty-” I snarl at him.

“You did not just ask me that!”

“I’m only trying to help!”

“Hang on, I will ask one of the guys!” he says.

“Slater! Come here!” Eli calls out. I glance around to find the cashier boy watching me, curiously.

back in the background,

Eli calls out and I growl. Does he have to alert the entire world to the fact

know anything about pads?” Eli asks

bleeding, where?” slater

figure out which snatch pluggers to buy.” I’m going

is she?” Slater asks and

her pussy once more. I will

only trying to help. What are the options?” I turn the

fits all?” Slater asks.

tell him. Eli groans, looking back at the

that old witch shot me in the ass with a

I ask a

I blink down at him, and he rolls his eyes

get shot, you’re pulling the pellet from my ass,” he growls. I stand in the aisle like an idiot waiting for him to walk to

at him, making

“I’m looking for Louise,”

Eli growls and I see him go

is a female, ask

her!”

pup, I ain’t getting any younger!” I hear her snarl, making me

not asking, you ask her. Here, my alpha wants to speak to you.” I hear the phone exchange hands

I see her face as she squints at the phone, holding it away. “Ah… why the fuck is your head on the screen? Your voice is bad enough.” she snaps at me and

do you want? Louise

you about feminine problems. You’re a

I tell her.

you just figure that out?” she asks, glaring at the screen. Sighing, I glare back

old dragon; I just need to ask a question. No need to be

it yourself. Call me a dragon you little mutt, I have taken shits bigger than you!” she snarls, handing the phone back. “It’ s for Elena!” I blurt. She pulls the phone

“What about Elena?”

you know what pad size Elena

“What?”

know pad size! For

period in twenty years. My old meat flaps dried and shriveled up years ago,