Luna On The Run - I Stole The Alphas Son

Alpha On the Hunt Chapter 16

“What’s up?”

“Do you know anything about pads?” I ask him.

“Pads?”

“You know pads, period pads?” Eli blinks at me.

“Are you having an identity crisis? Like I’m full support, but shouldn’t pads wait until after the sex change?” What the fuck is he talking about? He keeps rambling.

“I’m pretty sure you still won’t get your periods even with one,” he looks at the screen thoughtfully and I raise an eyebrow at

him.

“But this explains so much, your mood swings, your growing hunger. Alpha side effect? Or the hormone replacements?”

“Not for me, you idiot! For Elena!”

“Isn’t she breastfeeding?” Eli asks. Huh, what is it with breastfeeding and periods? I growl and he jumps.

“Fine, fine, turn the camera around. What are the options?” I turn the camera around, showing him, and he whistles.

“Wow! Okay, all this for a bleeding snatch, okay I can work with this! What size is she?” Eli asks. Huh? Size, what does he mean? There are sizes?

“What do you mean?”

“You know, is she a loosey-goosey, a tighty-” I snarl at him.

“You did not just ask me that!”

“I’m only trying to help!”

“Hang on, I will ask one of the guys!” he says.

“Slater! Come here!” Eli calls out. I glance around to find the cashier boy watching me, curiously.

I hear called back in the background, and I pinch the bridge of

got a bleeder! Just get over here!” Eli calls out and I growl. Does he have to alert the entire world to the fact

know anything about pads?”

where?” slater

Luna got bleeding snatch and our alpha is trying to figure out which snatch pluggers to buy.”

is she?” Slater asks and I

swear to god another person asks me about her pussy once more. I will banish both you two

trying to help. What are the options?” I turn

a one size fits all?” Slater asks. I growl when Khan gives me

mother!” I tell him.

that old witch shot me in the ass

I ask a little

Sondra!” I blink down at him, and he rolls his eyes at

the pellet from my ass,” he growls. I stand in the aisle like an

I hear Sondra snarl at him, making

“I’m looking for Louise,”

here. Now get off my porch.” Eli growls and I see him

a female,

ask her!”

ain’t getting any younger!” I hear her snarl, making me remember mine and Elena’s conversation about the old woman last

to you.”

I see her face as she squints at the phone, holding it away. “Ah… why the fuck is your head on the screen? Your voice

you want? Louise isn’t

you about feminine problems. You’re

I tell her.

observation, son. You’re not a complete dimwit after all. Did you just figure that out?” she asks, glaring at the screen. Sighing, I

dragon; I just need to ask a question. No need to be a–” she

me a dragon you little mutt, I have taken shits bigger than you!” she snarls, handing the phone back. “It’ s for

“What about Elena?”

know what pad size Elena

“What?”

know pad size! For

old meat flaps dried and shriveled up years ago, along with my ovaries. What would I