Luna On The Run - I Stole The Alphas Son

Alpha On the Hunt Chapter 16

“What’s up?”

“Do you know anything about pads?” I ask him.

“Pads?”

“You know pads, period pads?” Eli blinks at me.

“Are you having an identity crisis? Like I’m full support, but shouldn’t pads wait until after the sex change?” What the fuck is he talking about? He keeps rambling.

“I’m pretty sure you still won’t get your periods even with one,” he looks at the screen thoughtfully and I raise an eyebrow at

him.

“But this explains so much, your mood swings, your growing hunger. Alpha side effect? Or the hormone replacements?”

“Not for me, you idiot! For Elena!”

“Isn’t she breastfeeding?” Eli asks. Huh, what is it with breastfeeding and periods? I growl and he jumps.

“Fine, fine, turn the camera around. What are the options?” I turn the camera around, showing him, and he whistles.

“Wow! Okay, all this for a bleeding snatch, okay I can work with this! What size is she?” Eli asks. Huh? Size, what does he mean? There are sizes?

“What do you mean?”

“You know, is she a loosey-goosey, a tighty-” I snarl at him.

“You did not just ask me that!”

“I’m only trying to help!”

“Hang on, I will ask one of the guys!” he says.

“Slater! Come here!” Eli calls out. I glance around to find the cashier boy watching me, curiously.

up!” I hear called back in the background, and I pinch

Does he have to alert the entire world to the fact

anything about pads?” Eli

bleeding, where?” slater

trying to figure out

she?” Slater asks and I

to god another person asks me about her pussy

help. What are the options?” I turn

do a one size fits all?” Slater asks. I

tell him. Eli groans, looking back

me in the ass with a pellet

ask a

Sondra!” I blink down at him, and he

I get shot, you’re pulling the pellet from my ass,” he growls. I stand in the aisle like an

I hear Sondra snarl at him,

“I’m looking for Louise,”

here. Now get off my porch.” Eli growls and I see

she is a female, ask

her!” Eli

it out pup, I ain’t getting any younger!” I hear her snarl, making me remember mine and Elena’s

Here, my alpha wants to speak to you.” I hear the phone exchange hands

the fuck is your head on the screen? Your voice is bad enough.” she snaps at me and I shake my head. I hear Eli explain it

want? Louise

about feminine problems. You’re

I tell her.

a complete dimwit after all. Did you just figure that out?” she asks, glaring at

here, you old dragon; I just need to ask a question. No need to be a–” she raises, and eyebrow and purses

yourself. Call me a dragon you little mutt, I have taken shits bigger than you!” she snarls, handing

“What about Elena?”

know what pad size

“What?”

know pad size!

twenty years. My old meat flaps dried and shriveled up years ago, along with my ovaries. What would I know about pads? Roll