Mistaking the CEO for a Gigolo

Maya rubbed her chubby hands and confessed, “Ms. Patty’s name starts with a P, so I thought about the platypus.”

Evan was speechless.

“There’s another teacher with dark circles under his eyes, so I called him Panda.”

Evan didn’t even know what to say about that. I guess Maya likes animals.

“Oh, and there’s another teacher whose name is Chet, but Juan said that it’d sound cooler as Cheater.”

Evan’s eyes twitched, but he still didn’t say anything. Just as I thought——Juan is in it!

Juan sighed while he eavesdropped behind the door. Darn it, I can’t believe that Maya betrayed me!

“Oh, and there’s a teacher named Ms. Fett. That made me think of Ms. Fat.”

Evan was speechless.

He stroked Maya’s tiny head and talked to her. “Are you happy when Nina called you Piggy back then?” asked Evan.

Maya shook her head and said, “She doesn’t call me that anymore, though. I know the Maya Punch, and you gave me Maya’s Hammer, so I can stop her on my own now.”

Nina’s face darkened the second she heard that. What? Maya’s Hammer? The one she uses to kick my butt? Daddy is the one who gave Maya that? Oh, he is SOOO playing favorites! I can’t let this one go. I must demand an explanation from Daddy later!

happy when Nina gave you a nickname, so do you think your teacher will be happy with the

it and shook

I gave the teachers those nicknames a long time ago. It was before we went to K

know

teachers have amazing memories. It’s been so long but they

already forgotten all about the nicknames but she walked up to them and asked them if they

still necessary to get you and Mommy to drop by the kindergarten. Ms.

 I knew it. My Maya is a surprisingly honest

address your teachers by those nicknames anymore,

Maya nodded.

had her tiny arms crossed and was

what was up with her, but he didn’t want to deal with the matter

about to carry Maya down the stairs when Nina suddenly stepped forward

“You’re playing favorites, Daddy!”

asked

her hammer? Are you trying to get her to crush me? She’s your daughter, but so

his conversation with Maya and guessed that Nina heard

down her cheeks, Nina ran down the stairs and straight to

could kill others, and Daddy is letting Maya hit me with it. Daddy doesn’t love me and is playing

A hammer?

wondered what Evan was