Mistaking the CEO for a Gigolo

Maya rubbed her chubby hands and confessed, “Ms. Patty’s name starts with a P, so I thought about the platypus.”

Evan was speechless.

“There’s another teacher with dark circles under his eyes, so I called him Panda.”

Evan didn’t even know what to say about that. I guess Maya likes animals.

“Oh, and there’s another teacher whose name is Chet, but Juan said that it’d sound cooler as Cheater.”

Evan’s eyes twitched, but he still didn’t say anything. Just as I thought——Juan is in it!

Juan sighed while he eavesdropped behind the door. Darn it, I can’t believe that Maya betrayed me!

“Oh, and there’s a teacher named Ms. Fett. That made me think of Ms. Fat.”

Evan was speechless.

He stroked Maya’s tiny head and talked to her. “Are you happy when Nina called you Piggy back then?” asked Evan.

Maya shook her head and said, “She doesn’t call me that anymore, though. I know the Maya Punch, and you gave me Maya’s Hammer, so I can stop her on my own now.”

Nina’s face darkened the second she heard that. What? Maya’s Hammer? The one she uses to kick my butt? Daddy is the one who gave Maya that? Oh, he is SOOO playing favorites! I can’t let this one go. I must demand an explanation from Daddy later!

so do you think your teacher will be happy with

about it and shook her

nicknames a long time ago. It was before we

didn’t know what to

long but they still remembered to get Maya

Maya is. The teachers might’ve already forgotten all about the nicknames but she walked up to them and asked them if they still remembered the whole platypus and panda

if it is still necessary to get you and Mommy to drop by the kindergarten. Ms. Patty

a surprisingly honest kid. She just doesn’t know how to express

never address your teachers by

Maya nodded.

her tiny arms

was up with her, but he didn’t want to deal with

was about to carry Maya down the stairs when

“You’re playing favorites, Daddy!”

asked Evan

Maya her hammer? Are you trying to get her to crush me? She’s your

conversation with Maya and guessed

down her cheeks, Nina ran down the stairs and straight to the kitchen to

hammer that could kill others, and Daddy is letting Maya

A hammer?

wondered what Evan