Sealed With A Kiss

Emily's Pov:

I cleaned our room for hours, though being a new house it was already clean. I had this habit of cleaning stuff when I was depressed.

Yes, I am depressed.

That's because my husband is having an affair. Just kidding. He is my fake husband if that term even exists. And he married me to have an affair!

Can it get anymore dramatic?

Oh yes. I am his best friend who has been in love with him for fifteen years when I should be using this time to get over him.

I patted the sofa, dusted the shelves and put my books in a row. I am a bibliophile and a strong one at that. Sherlock Holmes and Augustus Dupin are by far my most favourite ones, me being a fan of mystery thrillers. I am such an addict of criminal profiling that I actually have list and screenshots of wanted criminals or serial killers on my phone.

Serial killings were always my favourite ones, as they have something In common and it always piqued my curiosity as to why there are still serial killers like Jack the Ripper or Stripper on lease. I guess not

Everything can be put under control.

I shook my head, prying off invisible dust and sat on the sofa to eat my breakfast, which I should have eaten a long time ago. I tried to munch on it but I lost my appetite at the thought of Edward spending his nights off with Lara.

What do you expect, Emily? He had already been with her many times without you knowing. It makes no difference.

Yes. It doesn't make a difference. I will die a virgin who had her first kiss stolen by her first love in an inevitable circumstances.

My phone rang and I looked at the profile. It was Mia. I picked it up and shouting filled my ears.

"He locked me in his room, Emily! The fucking Killer of The Venice confined me in this horrible apartment!" Mia shouted.

"Okay, Mia.Tell me in detail -"

"He called me saying he was sick and I, as a kind person I am, went to help him-"

"Mia!" I warned her.

"Okay. I knew he was lying about his illness to push me in the swimming pool when I would go to meet him because he knows I hate cold water, " she was breathing heavily by now.

"And so you took revenge?" I enquired.

"Of course I did!"

"And you…" I trailed off.

"And so I might have poured ice water over his sleeping ass and he might have locked me in rage, " she said, sounding defeated.

I shook my head. "Wait. I will come over." She didn't say anything and I figured she had ended the call.

I told Miranda that I wouldn't be home for some time and to take care of herself as well as the house. I quickly escaped the house and looked at my car. It was a beautiful, red car and my baby. I rushed over to it and towards my dear friend.

Mia and Jake live in the same neighbourhood; the studied in same Mary High School And went to the same college as me and Edward, I don't know what makes them so hostile. I always shipped them like some crazy anime girl, always tried to make Jake see Mia in a new light, but nothing worked.

a lot of girlfriends and every time he introduced them to us, Mia would not talk to him for weeks. This was her way of declaring war. I mean how much dense could he be to not know her feelings.

but when I talked about breaking his X-done, he came grudgingly. As soon as he opened the door, Mia kicked him hard on

am not becoming aunt anytime soon. Oh. I am a

the back

was

"Oh please, you poured ice water-"

I knew you

things on your own, " he said, grabbing her finger,

You wait-"

at him. Wow. Like climbed over his head and soon they were on the ground, pulling each other's hair off. I hid my face from people's view, mouthing "I don't know them", as all of this was happening on the

the street.

guys. Do you think we can talk this one out?" I said,

unison, continuing their fight.

Jake on the forehead,

the last thing I would ever do to you, " he said, lifting Mia by her waist and putting her over his

audience, " he said it so smoothly, that I couldn't even believe he was taking her so romantic style in his house just to continue fighting.

to do something, I swear I would. I mean, I can't think of any

the best to be around, always giving everyone comfort and courage and kindness, but she kinda becomes

Before you start ripping each other throat's off, I want

postponing her death, " Jake said

nodded.

married, " I announced, patting my shoulder mentally for

million ways if that was even possible. Jake's eyes were wide, his mouth hung open, his eyebrows squinted in confusion and then he looked at Mia, who had the same reaction as

me 'I am

I mouthed

"Oh, " Jake responded.

I can't believe-" Jake started.

urging me to explain. I just asked her to play with me.

she mouthed. I ignored her.

if you will excuse us, we have a lot of preparations to do. She still has to get her manicure and her hair layered. She wouldn't want to look ugly on her

up to, " I continued, "your wax, and yes your bikini wax. My mom says your marriage life depends on these things, " I ended,

felt something resisting and I turned around to see Jake holding

Are you really-" Jake said, trying to

don't know, " Mia

us, " I said, pulling Jake's hand from Mia rather harshly, making it more effective. Jake looked like a child deprived of his favourite candy. Aww.

out of the league,

Such a dramatic exit. Pheww. I made it out safely. I thought I would fall on the

I put my seat belt on

we go.

emotional banter ever...

is... this is the most ridiculous and I have to say, " she paused to think, "wonderful, clean lie I have ever heard come of out of your mouth, " she shouted in my

"Calm down Mia, I am doing all this for

do a happy dance Now? Emily, he is going to hate me when he knows the truth. I wanted to make myself

I said and shook my

Emily, that's-

"That's right. Everything is fair in love in war, " I