Sealed With A Kiss

Emily's Pov:

I cleaned our room for hours, though being a new house it was already clean. I had this habit of cleaning stuff when I was depressed.

Yes, I am depressed.

That's because my husband is having an affair. Just kidding. He is my fake husband if that term even exists. And he married me to have an affair!

Can it get anymore dramatic?

Oh yes. I am his best friend who has been in love with him for fifteen years when I should be using this time to get over him.

I patted the sofa, dusted the shelves and put my books in a row. I am a bibliophile and a strong one at that. Sherlock Holmes and Augustus Dupin are by far my most favourite ones, me being a fan of mystery thrillers. I am such an addict of criminal profiling that I actually have list and screenshots of wanted criminals or serial killers on my phone.

Serial killings were always my favourite ones, as they have something In common and it always piqued my curiosity as to why there are still serial killers like Jack the Ripper or Stripper on lease. I guess not

Everything can be put under control.

I shook my head, prying off invisible dust and sat on the sofa to eat my breakfast, which I should have eaten a long time ago. I tried to munch on it but I lost my appetite at the thought of Edward spending his nights off with Lara.

What do you expect, Emily? He had already been with her many times without you knowing. It makes no difference.

Yes. It doesn't make a difference. I will die a virgin who had her first kiss stolen by her first love in an inevitable circumstances.

My phone rang and I looked at the profile. It was Mia. I picked it up and shouting filled my ears.

"He locked me in his room, Emily! The fucking Killer of The Venice confined me in this horrible apartment!" Mia shouted.

"Okay, Mia.Tell me in detail -"

"He called me saying he was sick and I, as a kind person I am, went to help him-"

"Mia!" I warned her.

"Okay. I knew he was lying about his illness to push me in the swimming pool when I would go to meet him because he knows I hate cold water, " she was breathing heavily by now.

"And so you took revenge?" I enquired.

"Of course I did!"

"And you…" I trailed off.

"And so I might have poured ice water over his sleeping ass and he might have locked me in rage, " she said, sounding defeated.

I shook my head. "Wait. I will come over." She didn't say anything and I figured she had ended the call.

I told Miranda that I wouldn't be home for some time and to take care of herself as well as the house. I quickly escaped the house and looked at my car. It was a beautiful, red car and my baby. I rushed over to it and towards my dear friend.

Mia and Jake live in the same neighbourhood; the studied in same Mary High School And went to the same college as me and Edward, I don't know what makes them so hostile. I always shipped them like some crazy anime girl, always tried to make Jake see Mia in a new light, but nothing worked.

and every time he introduced them to us, Mia would not talk to him for weeks. This was her way of declaring war. I

At first, he was unwilling but when I talked about breaking his X-done, he came grudgingly. As soon as he opened the door, Mia

anytime soon. Oh. I am

Jake on the back to relieve

of a gun, how dare you to lock me in your jail? I was so sca-angry, even the electricity was cut off. Did you think you would make it alive after this stunt? Mia said, poking him

you poured ice water-"

I knew you

on your own, " he

"Ouch! You wait-"

they were on the ground, pulling each other's hair off. I hid my face from people's view, mouthing "I don't know them", as

Yes. On the

"Hey, guys. Do you think we can talk this one out?" I said, kinda already knowing the answer.

in unison, continuing their

smacking Jake on the forehead, covering her chest.

hey! This is the last thing I would ever do to you, " he said, lifting Mia by her waist and putting her over his shoulder. She

that I couldn't even believe he

them inside. I had enough with these two. If Mia was not going to do something, I swear I would. I mean, I can't think

kinda becomes hostile with Jake. I think she is not the type

throat's off, I want to make an announcement, " I said, earning

postponing her death, " Jake said angrily.

nodded.

getting married, " I announced, patting my shoulder mentally for such a clever plan.

reaction I got was so hilarious that I was sure it could make me laugh a million ways if that was even possible. Jake's eyes were

mouthed to me 'I am getting married?'

mouthed back.

Jake responded.

tell me, Chipmunk? I can't believe-"

eyeing me, urging me

'What?!' she mouthed. I ignored her.

to do. She still has to get her manicure and her hair layered. She wouldn't want to look ugly on

"We have a lot to catch up to, " I continued, "your wax, and yes your bikini wax. My mom says your marriage life depends on these things, " I ended, pointing at her breasts, which

I grabbed her hand, literally dragging her outside when I felt something resisting and I turned around to see Jake holding Mia's wrist. I quirked

really-" Jake said, trying to form

" Mia whispered to

are sorry we didn't tell you earlier. Now if you must excuse us, " I said, pulling Jake's hand from Mia rather harshly, making it more effective. Jake looked like a child deprived

of the league, " I said impassively and pulled Mia out with me, dumping her in my

safely. I thought I

belt on and

we go.

her worst emotional banter

married? This is... this is the most ridiculous and I have to say, " she paused to

Mia, I am doing all this

going to hate me when he knows the truth. I wanted to make myself available to

didn't make any moves when you were available. I guess he would when you're not, trust me, Mia, this actually works. I am fed up with you two acting immature all the time, " I said and shook my head. "You are 25 for caterpillar's sake and so is he. Grow up. You caught the bouquet at my wedding so it's time for you to get married, " I said, glaring at her.

"But Emily,

in love in war, " I said, winking