Sealed With A Kiss

Emily's Pov:

I cleaned our room for hours, though being a new house it was already clean. I had this habit of cleaning stuff when I was depressed.

Yes, I am depressed.

That's because my husband is having an affair. Just kidding. He is my fake husband if that term even exists. And he married me to have an affair!

Can it get anymore dramatic?

Oh yes. I am his best friend who has been in love with him for fifteen years when I should be using this time to get over him.

I patted the sofa, dusted the shelves and put my books in a row. I am a bibliophile and a strong one at that. Sherlock Holmes and Augustus Dupin are by far my most favourite ones, me being a fan of mystery thrillers. I am such an addict of criminal profiling that I actually have list and screenshots of wanted criminals or serial killers on my phone.

Serial killings were always my favourite ones, as they have something In common and it always piqued my curiosity as to why there are still serial killers like Jack the Ripper or Stripper on lease. I guess not

Everything can be put under control.

I shook my head, prying off invisible dust and sat on the sofa to eat my breakfast, which I should have eaten a long time ago. I tried to munch on it but I lost my appetite at the thought of Edward spending his nights off with Lara.

What do you expect, Emily? He had already been with her many times without you knowing. It makes no difference.

Yes. It doesn't make a difference. I will die a virgin who had her first kiss stolen by her first love in an inevitable circumstances.

My phone rang and I looked at the profile. It was Mia. I picked it up and shouting filled my ears.

"He locked me in his room, Emily! The fucking Killer of The Venice confined me in this horrible apartment!" Mia shouted.

"Okay, Mia.Tell me in detail -"

"He called me saying he was sick and I, as a kind person I am, went to help him-"

"Mia!" I warned her.

"Okay. I knew he was lying about his illness to push me in the swimming pool when I would go to meet him because he knows I hate cold water, " she was breathing heavily by now.

"And so you took revenge?" I enquired.

"Of course I did!"

"And you…" I trailed off.

"And so I might have poured ice water over his sleeping ass and he might have locked me in rage, " she said, sounding defeated.

I shook my head. "Wait. I will come over." She didn't say anything and I figured she had ended the call.

I told Miranda that I wouldn't be home for some time and to take care of herself as well as the house. I quickly escaped the house and looked at my car. It was a beautiful, red car and my baby. I rushed over to it and towards my dear friend.

Mia and Jake live in the same neighbourhood; the studied in same Mary High School And went to the same college as me and Edward, I don't know what makes them so hostile. I always shipped them like some crazy anime girl, always tried to make Jake see Mia in a new light, but nothing worked.

him for weeks. This was her way of declaring war. I mean how much dense could he be to not know her

I talked about breaking his X-done, he came grudgingly. As soon as he opened the

soon. Oh. I am a family freak!

Jake on the back to

dare you to lock me in your jail? I was so sca-angry, even the electricity was cut off. Did you think you would make it alive after this stunt? Mia said, poking him in his chest.

poured ice

knew you were playing a prank on-"

on thinking things on your own, " he said, grabbing her

You wait-"

at him. Wow. Like climbed over his head and soon they were on the ground, pulling each other's hair off. I hid

the

think we can talk this one

shouted in unison, continuing their

Jake on the forehead, covering her chest.

This is the last thing I would ever do to you, " he said,

so smoothly, that I couldn't even believe he was taking her so romantic

shook my head to pry off vulgar scenes and followed them inside. I had enough with these two. If Mia was not going to do something, I swear I would. I mean, I can't think of any other beside

best to be around, always giving everyone comfort and courage and kindness, but she kinda becomes hostile with Jake. I think she is not the type to express her

each other throat's off, I want to make an announcement, " I said, earning their

it worth postponing her death, "

nodded.

patting my shoulder mentally

if that was even possible. Jake's eyes were wide, his mouth hung open, his

me 'I am

'Yes.' I mouthed back.

"Oh, " Jake

Chipmunk? I can't believe-" Jake started.

as shocked as you, " Mia said, eyeing me, urging me to explain. I just asked her to

mouthed. I ignored her.

a lot of preparations to do. She still has to get her manicure and

continued, "your wax, and yes your bikini wax. My mom says your marriage life depends on these things, " I ended, pointing at

and I turned

it right? Are you really-" Jake said,

"I don't know, " Mia whispered

from Mia rather harshly, making it more effective. Jake looked like a child deprived of his favourite candy. Aww. I wanted to pinch

of the league, " I said impassively

Pheww. I made it out safely. I thought I would fall on the carpet or something.

my seat belt on and

Here we go.

worst emotional banter ever...

you crazy? Why would I get married? This is... this is the most ridiculous and I have to say, " she paused to think, "wonderful, clean lie I have ever heard come of out of your mouth,

"Calm down Mia, I am doing all this for you."

I do a happy dance Now? Emily, he is going to hate me when he knows the truth. I wanted to make myself available to

immature all the time, " I said and shook my head. "You are 25 for caterpillar's sake and so is he. Grow up. You caught the bouquet at my wedding

Emily, that's-

is fair in love in war, " I said, winking at her.