The Bad Boy And The Mermaid

Hunter

Elaine, my step-mom led us to the table where the rest of my family had gathered. Ryan, Hannah, Dad, Aunt Paige who was dad’s younger sister, her annoying bratty six year old son Elliot and I did a double take when I saw Will, my cousin seated beside Hannah. His father, my uncle who worked as a cop wasn’t at the table so that meant dad and him were still cross, so as not to turn down the lunch invite he’d sent Will on his own. And I was glad he’d come alone for the lunch gathering.

I leaned into Blue’s ear and whispered, “I’m going to sit beside you at the table. My family will probably ask you some questions. I’ll tap your knee under the table if you say something that you shouldn’t, okay?”

I noticed how Elaine was watching us with utter adoration, thinking I was having some private moment with my girlfriend. The reality, I was asking my mermaid girl not to reveal her identity.

When we approached the wide picnic table, Ryan and Hannah took turns to greet and hug Blue. When Blue said hello to Will, he just shrugged. I wondered if he was just acting shy, having not met someone like her and Elliot as usual had decided to make Blue his best friend. Leslie had taken a piss on the butler’s leg who had been standing by the table with a serving tray.

“You’re so pretty, like the doll I saw the other day in the store, right Mom?” Elliot complimented Blue. “They have mermaid Barbies with Blue hair.”

Aunt Paige nodded her head. “She sure does.”

Blue laughed, her cheeks were growing warm. “Thanks, Elliot. I think you look really cute too. I had never met a boy your size before, I’m glad I did now.”

Elliot’s eyebrows drew together in confusion. He was probably trying to decipher the meaning of ‘boy his size’. I totally sympathized with him. Blue said outrageous things most of the time; I’d gotten used to it enough not notice it.

“A boy my size?” He asked.

“Yeah.” Blue said and brought a hand close to her waist indicating his height. “A short little boy. I’ve only ever been acquainted with taller ones.”

“But, but…mom says I’ll grow taller when I grow older.” Elliot insisted. “Maybe even taller than Hunter.”

You need to get in the line, kid.

Blue laughed her sweet laughter musical to my ears. “I hope I live on land long enough to see you all grown up and I—”

I placed my hand over Blue’s thigh and tapped it once lightly. She realized her mistake and stopped talking. Ryan looked at us from the corner of his eye from the barbeque station.

“I brought my UNO cards, Blue we should play later.”

“Elliot, honey, Blue is Hunter’s girlfriend. She’s not from your school nor is she of your age. Don’t harass her.” Aunt Paige said politely from the opposite side of the table.

Blue waved her hand. “It’s quite alright. I have never played these UNO cards; I’d love for Elliot to teach me this game.”

“Really?” Elliot’s huge brown eyes became even wider. “Awesome.”

He’d began sliding more towards Blue’s side. Elliot stuffed his mouth with a hamburger that looked bigger than his size. The mustard and ketchup had dripped over the boy’s t-shirt front and chin. “Can I ask you a riddle?”

“A riddle? Sure.” Blue said.

Hannah over there seemed to be at complete bliss to have our little cousin’s target shifted from her to Blue. Hannah wasn’t very good at kids, Blue seemed to be handling it too well.

“What did the doctor ask the banana?” Elliot asked with a mouthful of bread.

“Let me think…” Blue said. My mermaid was thinking hard, “The doctor asked if he could eat the banana?”

Elliot laughed. “No, dummy.”

Paige warned her

Elliot apologized. “Okay,

“Pass.” Blue said.

if he was peeling better.” Elliot said and laughed slapping

she had tears in the

six to twelve. I snorted because

joined. “What did the ocean say to the

a few guesses; he wasn’t the type to give up. He then

just waved.”

the two began

Blue could have easily forgotten about me. Elaine and Dad were looking at her with an interesting look on their faces.

piece with her hands, barely having touched the fork or the spoon. Elliot was eating the same way, but no one paid attention to the kid of course. They were more enthralled by the gorgeous aqua haired girl with a lack of table

of her lips that was

really wanted to do right now.” I whispered into her ear. “Lick that sauce off your

heard that.”

and smeared it over her lips, and looked at me, giving me a chance to do what I’d promised. The entire table’s eyes

towel again. I couldn’t help but laugh.

“Okay.” She said.

do you do Blue apart from doing distance education?” Dad asked her as he sliced

father, and I didn’t want to give him any reason to ask Blue something that could hurt her feelings. Blue didn’t need an education, as far as what I’d seen she could take a book into her hand and absorb all those words in. She could become a doctor, lawyer, heck even an astronaut or a scientist if she wanted. It was kind of dangerous but the mermaid had powers to

at Lucifer’s Den as a waitress.” She said. I liked how she

something

tried to ignore the obvious taunt at me by shoveling my mouth with a

was going to keep addressing me in third person. What did ones father expect to hear from his son that he’d thrown out of the

delicious desserts. She says she loves the brownies you made last time.” Elaine stepped in

made any

than anything. You should come to our apartment next time, and I’ll bake

smiled politely. “I

how Hannah looks like you. I always thought it funny how some children are complete copies of their parents.

or just to suck up to my step-mom,

giddy with all those compliments. “Why, thank you, darling. Everyone seems to say the same thing.” She laughed. “And

your children are so nice.” Blue said. “Also, Mr. Brantley, I was so surprised to see that Hunter looks exactly like you. I always wondered if he got his good looks from his father, now I

stared at her, his expressions not giving away anything. “Uh…thanks.” He was blushing,

on as she looked at me shyly. “I wonder if I had a son and if he would look like Hunter too, or

of my wine,

“Are they alright

family, her expressions turned gloomy. She smiled nevertheless; I

think he’s happy.” She said truthfully. “But it doesn’t matter what my

pizza when I stopped; the pizza handed back on the plate. I thought my ears

she

that she fucking loved