The Charismatic Charlie Wade

Charlie grinned and nodded in satisfaction and said, “Hurry up, let’s start.”

Then, he picked up the phone and aimed it at Mr. Lloyd and Marcus.

The father and son stood side by side. Wiping away his tears, Marcus managed a smile and said, “Hi, everyone, I am Marcus Lloyd, the pathetic jerk.”

Marcus also hurriedly said, “Hi, I’m Mr. Cain Lloyd, the father of the pathetic jerk.”

Then, they said together, “We’re going to perform stand-up comedy today!”

Marcus said, “I bet all of you must have seen these words carved on my forehead. Why, you may ask? Because I am always very arrogant and these words are to remind everyone that they are all pathetic jerks.”

Mr. Lloyd continued, “They say, ‘like father, like son’, but in my case, it’s ‘like son, like father’. Since my son has the words ‘pathetic jerk’ carved on his forehead, I can’t let him indulge in the glory himself, so I’m joining the bandwagon and have these words ‘father of the pathetic jerk’ carved on my forehead too.”

and I are so arrogant? This is mainly

Mr. Lloyd said, “Everyone knows that the Webb family is filthy rich, but the most awesome thing the family has

“Yes! When it comes to the shit-eating son, you guys must have watched the viral video on the Internet. That dude has to eat shit hourly and he can’t even skip once! When he was at the hospital, in order to

way you put it, the Webb family’s

up, “So the Webb

minute. Why haven’t we heard any news from him

some gossip. He is now living a royal-like lavish life in his sweet

you mean?” Mr.

of his life in his home in Southaven. I heard that for the shit that he eats twenty times a day, the

exclaimed in surprise, “Oh my god, is it true? More

about it, even if they can poop every hour, what if someone

shrieked, “In that case, the young master would not have his meal on