The Charismatic Charlie Wade

Charlie grinned and nodded in satisfaction and said, “Hurry up, let’s start.”

Then, he picked up the phone and aimed it at Mr. Lloyd and Marcus.

The father and son stood side by side. Wiping away his tears, Marcus managed a smile and said, “Hi, everyone, I am Marcus Lloyd, the pathetic jerk.”

Marcus also hurriedly said, “Hi, I’m Mr. Cain Lloyd, the father of the pathetic jerk.”

Then, they said together, “We’re going to perform stand-up comedy today!”

Marcus said, “I bet all of you must have seen these words carved on my forehead. Why, you may ask? Because I am always very arrogant and these words are to remind everyone that they are all pathetic jerks.”

Mr. Lloyd continued, “They say, ‘like father, like son’, but in my case, it’s ‘like son, like father’. Since my son has the words ‘pathetic jerk’ carved on his forehead, I can’t let him indulge in the glory himself, so I’m joining the bandwagon and have these words ‘father of the pathetic jerk’ carved on my forehead too.”

point, you must be wondering why my dad and I are so

Webb family is filthy rich, but the most awesome thing the family has isn’t money, but instead, a

the viral video on the Internet. That dude has to eat shit hourly and he can’t even skip once! When he was at the hospital, in order to eat the freshly baked shit, he literally pushed an

son. The way you put it,

“So the Webb family is indeed extraordinary to have such

asked, “Wait a minute. Why haven’t we heard any news from him now, by the

dug up some gossip. He is now living a royal-like lavish

mean?” Mr. Lloyd

home in Southaven. I heard that for the shit that he eats twenty times a day, the family hires some people to ‘provide’ the shit

it true? More than twenty meals a

“Of course not. Think about it, even if they can poop every

my goodness!” Mr. Lloyd shrieked, “In that case, the young master