The Charismatic Charlie Wade

Charlie grinned and nodded in satisfaction and said, “Hurry up, let’s start.”

Then, he picked up the phone and aimed it at Mr. Lloyd and Marcus.

The father and son stood side by side. Wiping away his tears, Marcus managed a smile and said, “Hi, everyone, I am Marcus Lloyd, the pathetic jerk.”

Marcus also hurriedly said, “Hi, I’m Mr. Cain Lloyd, the father of the pathetic jerk.”

Then, they said together, “We’re going to perform stand-up comedy today!”

Marcus said, “I bet all of you must have seen these words carved on my forehead. Why, you may ask? Because I am always very arrogant and these words are to remind everyone that they are all pathetic jerks.”

Mr. Lloyd continued, “They say, ‘like father, like son’, but in my case, it’s ‘like son, like father’. Since my son has the words ‘pathetic jerk’ carved on his forehead, I can’t let him indulge in the glory himself, so I’m joining the bandwagon and have these words ‘father of the pathetic jerk’ carved on my forehead too.”

so arrogant? This is mainly because we

is filthy rich, but the most awesome thing the family has isn’t

shit hourly and he can’t even skip once! When he was at the hospital, in order to eat the freshly baked shit, he literally pushed an old man who was sitting inside the

“You’re right, son. The way you put it, the Webb family’s son is

complimenting with a thumbs up, “So the Webb family is indeed extraordinary to have such

haven’t we heard any news from him now, by

“Well, I dug up some gossip. He is now living a royal-like

mean?” Mr. Lloyd asked, looking

the shit that he eats twenty times a day, the family hires some people to ‘provide’ the shit every hour so he can

“Oh my god, is it true? More than twenty meals a

seriously, “Of course not. Think about it, even if they can poop every hour, what if someone has constipation

“In that case, the young master