Charlie grinned and nodded in satisfaction and said, “Hurry up, let’s start.”

Then, he picked up the phone and aimed it at Mr. Lloyd and Marcus.

The father and son stood side by side. Wiping away his tears, Marcus managed a smile and said, “Hi, everyone, I am Marcus Lloyd, the pathetic jerk.”

Marcus also hurriedly said, “Hi, I’m Mr. Cain Lloyd, the father of the pathetic jerk.”

Then, they said together, “We’re going to perform stand-up comedy today!”

Marcus said, “I bet all of you must have seen these words carved on my forehead. Why, you may ask? Because I am always very arrogant and these words are to remind everyone that they are all pathetic jerks.”

Mr. Lloyd continued, “They say, ‘like father, like son’, but in my case, it’s ‘like son, like father’. Since my son has the words ‘pathetic jerk’ carved on his forehead, I can’t let him indulge in the glory himself, so I’m joining the bandwagon and have these words ‘father of the pathetic jerk’ carved on my forehead too.”

wondering why my dad and I are so arrogant? This is mainly because we have a very good relationship with the Webb

knows that the Webb family is filthy rich, but the most awesome thing the family has isn’t money, but instead,

can’t even skip once! When he was at the hospital, in order to eat the freshly baked shit, he literally pushed an

Lloyd echoed, “You’re right, son. The way you

up, “So the Webb family

we heard any news from

up some gossip. He is

mean?” Mr.

shit that he eats twenty times a day, the family hires some people to ‘provide’ the shit every hour so he can eat

god, is it true? More than twenty meals a day, can the supply meet its

if they can poop every hour, what if someone has constipation or

shrieked, “In that case, the young master would not

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