The Charismatic Charlie Wade

Charlie grinned and nodded in satisfaction and said, “Hurry up, let’s start.”

Then, he picked up the phone and aimed it at Mr. Lloyd and Marcus.

The father and son stood side by side. Wiping away his tears, Marcus managed a smile and said, “Hi, everyone, I am Marcus Lloyd, the pathetic jerk.”

Marcus also hurriedly said, “Hi, I’m Mr. Cain Lloyd, the father of the pathetic jerk.”

Then, they said together, “We’re going to perform stand-up comedy today!”

Marcus said, “I bet all of you must have seen these words carved on my forehead. Why, you may ask? Because I am always very arrogant and these words are to remind everyone that they are all pathetic jerks.”

Mr. Lloyd continued, “They say, ‘like father, like son’, but in my case, it’s ‘like son, like father’. Since my son has the words ‘pathetic jerk’ carved on his forehead, I can’t let him indulge in the glory himself, so I’m joining the bandwagon and have these words ‘father of the pathetic jerk’ carved on my forehead too.”

so arrogant? This

rich, but the most

he can’t even skip once! When he was at the hospital, in order to

“You’re right, son. The way you put it, the Webb family’s son is really

thumbs up, “So the Webb

minute. Why haven’t we heard any news from him

answered, “Well, I dug up some gossip. He is now living a royal-like lavish life in his sweet

Mr. Lloyd asked, looking very

in Southaven. I heard that for the shit that he eats twenty times a day, the family hires some people to ‘provide’ the shit every hour so

is it true? More than twenty meals a day,

it, even if they can poop every

my goodness!” Mr. Lloyd shrieked, “In that case, the young master would not have his meal on