The Day I Kissed An Older Man

Corinne’s expression soured. “Who are you calling a pig?”

Jeremy smirked. “Who’s sitting on a swing chair?”

No woman would be happy after being called a chubby pig, and the same went for Corinne. She might have gained some weight because of her pregnancy, but her arms and legs were still slender. It was only her face and belly that became rounder.

“You should keep your mouth shut if you can’t hold a conversation like a normal person. Otherwise, you’ll run the risk of being cursed at.”

Jeremy grinned when he saw how angry she was. “What’s wrong with being a little chubby pig? It’s adorable.”

Corinne gritted her teeth and shot back unhappily, “Wow, thanks for your compliment! Well, you’ve seen me on the swing, right? Is there anything else you want from me? If that’s all, I’ll be hanging up now.”

Jeremy stroked his chin languidly. “You should maintain this weight after giving birth.”

did I do to piss you off? Do you have to jinx it like

up straight and got closer to the camera. “I like you this way. The chubbiness

none of

to stay in the sun for too long. Head back into the house when it gets

“I can

and pretended to be serious. “And become a roast

if you call me a pig

perfect. You were too thin in the past, like you could come crashing down if the wind was a little too strong. I like it when you have a little meat.

I’m not a child! I’ve already made myself very clear in the car yesterday! Why can’t he take the hint? Does he have to keep making all these cheeky statements?’ Corinne scrunched her

Jeremy to notice anything. Jeremy remained silent for quite some time, too. ‘I suppose I can end the call now if he

and saw that Jeremy was no longer there. The cell phone was still

wanted to