The Untouchable Ex-Wife

“Ahem!” Renee took a few steps backward, letting out a few dry coughs as well. “Sir, you don’t have to be so awkward, you know? Did you get water in your brain when you dived into the lake?”

“Don’t change the subject. Just say yes or no.” The man spoke as if he were an experienced hunter, not giving her the slightest chance to back out, as if he were trying to peer through the depths of her heart.

“Yeah, yeah…” Renee took a deep breath and averted the man’s deep gaze. She started spewing a bunch of nonsense instead.

“Oh, Sir, my admiration for you is like a tsunami, whose waves fill my heart with love as they crash on the shore! I simply cannot wait to appear before you with a bouquet of flowers, where I can finally worship you for the beauty that you are! You have truly seduced me, oh my Prince Charming!”

Stefan was silent.

Renee continued. “Are you happy now? You don’t have to act out the dominant CEO trope anymore. It’s just so awkward!”

The man was even more confused now.

Renee didn’t even allow him to speak. “Still not satisfied? I’m a professional *ss kisser kissing, you know? I can go on for three whole days if you’d like.”

as he gritted his teeth.

is

out of her, but I realized…

there anything else? If not, I’m

longer she stayed with him,

to the skin

into her anymore. In his opinion, the woman was just

a few feet away from him when the man’s voice came

“Hold on!”

“What is it again?”

on.” Stefan gently draped his dry

your body, you righteous gold-digger, or you won’t

whole family, Sir.” Renee silently balled up her fists and